A few words of explanation ...
There has been a lot criticism levelled at the proposals of our great leader President Trump today to treat COVID-19 patients with injections of antiseptics, internal radiation and heat treatments. Unfortunately the (fake) media are clearly unable to follow the Presidents' nimble leaps of creative thought, so here is a little insight into that unique train of consciousness:
Antiseptics - disinfectant - democrats - eat 'em up - consume them - inject 'em - get rid of 'em - problem solved!
Radiation - light - enlightenment - bad thing - keep it covered - consume - eat it up - suck it up - sun lamp - I spend plenty of time under the sun lamp and what's good for me must be good for the nation - crisp it up a little - problem solved!
Heat treatment - easy - ovens we all know where that goes - fix the soap supply - need that for the hand washing - problem solved!
Hand washing - IPA kills the virus in one second - Wow! - good stuff - inject IPA - drink IPA - problem solved!
Editorial Note
IPA in the hand washing context refers to Isopropyl Alcohol, an industrial solvent that is used in antiseptics, disinfectants and detergents, but is toxic if consumed.
IPA in the beer context refers to India Pale Ale, originally brewed by Hodgson's Bow brewery near East India Dock London as a beer that would be stable enough to survive the sea passage to India. Even now almost 200 years later this libation is an effective solvent for Trump induced stress.
But I don't favor IPA. I prefer Hefeweizen. Am I doomed? ;--)
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BTW Thunderweizen Ale by http://www.lightningbrew.com/beer-menu.html is my fav, but currently only available in "GROWLER FILLS ONLY"
Funny, Dick. Thanks. But now don't you wish the tRump would imbibe a little Clorox Cocktail... to go with that burger and fries? He now says he was just being sarcastic and testing the media. I think it takes a higher IQ to pull off sarcasm.
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